Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he perceives to be life's injustices – even if he's completely in the wrong. Whether it's a beef against a fast-food chain, an untalented barber, the entirety of Canada, the game of baseball or lemonade-selling children, petulant Dan is always spurred into action, usually dragging his best friend Chris and Chris' undercover operative wife, Elise, along on the revenge-filled ride.
A boy becomes obsessed with a tasty brand of ice cream.
Carly and her pals work on completing assignments during a "lock-in" at their school. Carly and Freddie think that Sam has a new crush and assume the lucky guy is their intern, Brad. Freddie then uses his Mood Reader app, which confirms that Sam is in love but doesn't specify with whom.
After Solomon saved Lance and Ilana from General Steel, three nearly-indestructible Mutraddi beasts were sent to ravage the Earth. Lance, Ilana, the US army, and G3 must set aside their difference to defeat the trio of giant creatures.
Growler swallows a Kat device which makes him grow to the size of a T-Rex.
When Gustavo begins working with a female pop group called the Kat's Crew, the boys of Big Time Rush get some jealousy when their new single "I Know You Know" is taken by the Kat's Crew. They start a war between each side (Big Time Rush & Kat's Crew), believing that Gustavo will forget about them and cancel Big Time Rush. The guys turn to "Boys in the Attic", Gustavo's first boy band, for some advice: they were also destroyed by a female group named "Angel Angels". In the end Gustavo decides to keep the guys and stop working with the Kat's Crew, but before the girls leave Rocque Records forever, Big Time Rush makes a song and a video with them. Meanwhile, Katie and Mrs. Knight and are trying to find good friends
Sketches include Presidential Address Cold Open, Celebrity Taxes, An SNL Digital Short: Helen Mirren's Magic Bosom, Fox and Friends, Mary Shelley, Foo Fighters "Rope," Weekend Update, Underground Festival - Easter, The Roosevelts, and more.
Wendy's gotten used to doing jobs at Fairy Tail and wants to try taking on something bigger so she can be more help to everyone, but gets into an argument with Carla over it.
Lockup explore prison facilities throughout the United States, profiling notable inmates, incidents, and prison operations.
Almost everyone gets a turn with pocket aces as the action continues with Haralabos Voulgaris, Phil Laak, Mike Baxter, Jonathan Duhamel, Jason Mercier, Julian Movsesian, Bill Perkins, and Barry Greenstein on this episode of High Stakes Poker.
A Police Dog's fast actions and quick thinking stop an armed conflict from escalating out of control; a young autistic boy struggling to cope with his surroundings makes an important new friend.
Jake bares his teeth by torching a car in the community centre car park.
The X-Men carry out an investigation that leads them to the U-Men, a group of mad scientists whose hideout contains a horrifying secret.
Teresa sees Fátima die in her arms, an innocent victim of The Queen's enemies and past.
Fiona questions her feelings for Adam while also beginning to see Holly J. in a different light. Meanwhile, Alli promises the tenth-grade class a school dance if they do well in the math exam and helps everyone study. Also, Anya begins to feel bad for getting Owen kicked out of CPR class.
A ghostly cat-like E.V.O. interrupts Rex and Noah's double-date with Claire and Annie at a haunted hotel.
Beautiful housewife Xie An Zhen seems to be living the perfect life but finds her world crumbling after learning that her husband is cheating on her.
The Season 2 opener visits Blindleia in southern Norway, where host Andreas Viestad fishes for red shrimp and gathers mussels. Also: making classic and innovative shellfish sauces, and a Norwegian-style paella.